hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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