i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
