About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
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when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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