Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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