are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
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