i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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