i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
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I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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