Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
it was only during my walk of shame that i realized i was wearing the exact same outfit that julia roberts wears on the dvd cover or pretty woman. prostitution is my destiny.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
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I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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