everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
i came on her dog
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
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But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.