I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
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