I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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