So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
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