It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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