That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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