Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
Sorry my hands just texted you
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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