Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
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look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
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I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I guess when the asshole said “I really miss you and want to get back together” he actually meant “I’m banging a Hooters girl behind your back.”
I hope she gives him gonorhea
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