I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
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porn star boner night. come get it.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
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It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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