Already got asked if we're dating
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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