Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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