trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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