It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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