I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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