im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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