ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
I'm drunk enough to know I'm texting you and sober enough to know what I'm saying to you
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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