the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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