She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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