i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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