Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
high people should be assigned attendants
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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