C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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