Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
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So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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