I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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