I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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