Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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