Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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