take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
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I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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