Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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