just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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