On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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