U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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