Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Oral text is very safe with the right protection.

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(440): View more from Ohio

i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense

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(931): View more from Tennessee

I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.

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(217): View more from Illinois

he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids

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(989): View more from Michigan

I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad

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(269): View more from Michigan

I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes

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(770): View more from Georgia

I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that

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