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Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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