Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
