We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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