Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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