I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
How does one acquire holy water?
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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