i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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