Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
