Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Randomize
