Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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