After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You are the jesus of drinking
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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