I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
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no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
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A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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