I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
He just pushed one of his testicles up into his stomach and called himself lance armstrong. I can't make this shit up.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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