He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
No stitches, just platelets and will power
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I was so hungover that I had to stop in the middle of the game and throw up. The fans cheered.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
