At least make sure they are 18
Why
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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