Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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