oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
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Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
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The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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