I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
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Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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